Florfuldorf

Florfuldorf is a god made of rock (He likes gremlins), with the power to do nearly anything, this giant rock is one of the most powerfull things in the universe. At first he was part of the moon, with no power, or a conscience, he was nothing. But then an entity was born within him, and that entity was Florfuldorf. As he got used to life, he dicided to leave the moon, and go to the beautiful blue and green planet below, so he broke off of the moon, and was sent plumeting down to the surface of earth. At this time, the dinosoars were ruling the Earth, and it just so happened that Florfuldorf was the asteroid that killed them. When he hit the Earth, at first he was happy, but when he say the mass destruction that he had caused, he regreted what he did. Florfuldorf killed off nearly an ENTIRE eco-system of life on this planet, and he felt terrible. And it was that day that he decided to create a new species, the Mammal. And from that day on, he vowed to protect, and serve all mammal kind.

For many years Florfuldorf watched over the Mammals, and they eventally evolved into humans, and they asked for a LOT of help. They got shelter, cheese, BEANS. We should all be greatful for Florfuldorf, very greatful. After many years of helping people, Florfuldorf was called to his last challenge: There was a Bean, and inside, was the most delicious filling imagenable. Some humans wanted Florfuldorf to break this bean open, becuase it was SO hard, Florfuldorf quickly went to work. Florfuldorf thought, "this bean is not as big as me, and I am so heavy I can break it open!" So Florfuldorf jumped high into the air and landed on the bean as hard as he could, but after helping these Humans so many times, Florfuldorf was weak, and crumpling, when he hit the rock he broke into a thousand rocks, and died. It is said that those rocks are now the sons of Florfuldorf. that was the story of Florfuldorf, his life, and his death.